What state?? Or town even? Fuck that's freaky!

calm down i’m not gonna tell you where i live

ur in australia? omg i am too... um where? like what state cos now im terrified

qld brisbane area i’m sure you’re fine i live in a tiny suburb

What country are you in? That last most makes me really afraid :/

i’m in australia


we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know


are those pants made by karl marx? because dat ass is causing an uprising in my lower class.

Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.

Tyrion Lannister  

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)


sometimes i think i do well on a test but then i get it back and see that i got 2/50 


Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin