So excited for you to get your braces off! You're going to look even more beautiful than you already are

love you!!!!!!!!!!!


"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
Sylvia Plath  (via carolineflack)


do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol


forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember


How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that


Getting anon hate is a blessing because to know that I pissed a person off so much but they are still afraid of me so they hit that anon button is a confident booster.

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock


*sucking on white dick*
*pops it out of my mouth* just know this don’t mean shit and I hate everything you represent *continues sucking*


It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making