rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

now accepting anon hate - but only in the form of haikus... u basic as fuck, u have like 12 followers, bye and suck my ass (i actually love your blog but couldn't resist doing this lol)
Anonymous

love it

dicaeopolis:

francieum

peasants

the scalene triangle

reblog if u a tru 2012 kid

now accepting anon hate

deluxetoaster:

but only in the form of haikus

i can’t believe forty-first is a word

october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

Only a bad musician blames their instument
My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)