alrightevans:

i feel sorry for every teenage girl with the last name cullen bc on every single social media site people are just gonna assume

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly

Tectonic plates

thank You

foxnewsofficial:

why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus

lubricates:

do you ever feel like you aren’t good enough for someone so you literally just give up

the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

narcotic:

its so annoying when people shame others for wearing makeup and looking good at school like who fucking cares if someone wants to feel good about themselves get over it  

2treehill:

there is no reason for someone to clap when they laugh at something